Amateur Golfer With 36 Handicap Apparently Plugs Ball After “280m” Drive
Controversy at Helensville golf club on Sunday morning: A friendly golf game turned sour between a young group of amateur golfers when Michael Fegan claimed…
Subway Lamb Guy Declared Mentally Unwell
Aspiring Auckland based actor; Charlie Afiata has today been declared clinically delusional by a team of high profile psychiatrists as well as most TV watching New…
Elderly Man Does Not Support Newcastle Knights Despite Wearing Old-Ass Cap.
A man was spotted in the northern suburbs of Sydney recently wearing a barely recognisable Newcastle Knights hat. The man, who appeared to be in…
Stats Student Lands Mid-Semester Break Job As Warriors Top 8 Calculator
Auckland University Stats maestro and A grade student, Julian Van Alan (22) is finding himself in unfamiliar territory this week after being required to commute…
Suburban Man Suspects He Might Have Super Powers After Beating Morning Alarm By 1 Minute
Suburban Auckland lawyer Lance Grayson is keeping an eye on his body’s reflexes for any more hidden talents, following a freakish piece of sleep mastery this…
Recently Finished Body Wash Set To Join Other Bottles In Shower Graveyard
A shower located in a flat on Dundas Street, Dunedin, has today become a little more hazardous as another empty vessel was condemned to the shower…
Newly Retired Woman Takes Moral Victory After Successfully Holding Up Multiple Tailgaters In Motorway Fast Lane
Recently retired Diane Crossman is loving life in the fast lane. After this morning, she has once again taken a “moral victory” as she held…
DOC Add Maro Itoje to List of Prominent New Zealand Pests
British and Irish Lions flanker/lock Maro Itoje has today been added to DOC’s official “creatures of concern” list and placed in the pest category. The…
Hungover Friends Not On Speaking Terms As Quick Sip Turns Into Large Gulps
A night of heavy rat-faced drinking and some quick treachery has ensured that usual bros Ben Allwood and Chris Hammerson’s typically close relationship is now…
Over Twenty Thousand Road Cones Left Without a Job Following Waterview Completion
It was smiles all round on Sunday, as Prime Minister Bill English along with the help of Transport Minister and king of the greasy slick…
State Of Origin Referee Under Fire After Being Heard Saying “F***ed If I Know Mate!”
NRL referee Matt Cecchin has come under fire by the NRL match review committee after he was heard saying the words “Fucked if I know,…
Way Back With Buck – Michael Campbell Wins 2005 US Open
In this segment of Way Back With Buck, we talk to Te Tahi Rei, who contacted The Nugget claiming to be Michael Campbell’s cousin and…